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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Morons Driving in New Jersey (Sensible Starts)

Sensible Starts
Starting out in the morning can be quite difficult, since many of us are still a bit groggy when we get out to our cars. There are a few things that should be done before you start your journey to work. For most of us these are common sense, however, for many out there, common sense went out the window once you received your driver’s license.
Check your tires. No need to be inspector fucking gadget and check the tire pressure, just look around to see if it looks ok.
If you find leaves or debris on your windows, just take a minute to remove it. Driving at high speed in hopes that it will eventually blow it off is not considered removing the debris and makes you an asshole, and will probably help to cause an accident.
If you happen to live in an area with snow, and wake to find snow on your car, take the time to remove all the snow from all surfaces of your vehicle. I know this would be obvious to many, however, I have seen many morons that roll down a window and stick their head out like the family pet so they can see, while waiting for the snow to magically blow off of their vehicle. While doing this they inevitably cause some poor person (me) to drive through a mini snow storm behind them.
If you start your car and see huge amounts of smoke pouring out of your car, I can assure you that this is not the secret James Bond option in your car that has magically sprung to life. Get your car to a service shop ASAP. This James bond option will cause accidents when the other motorists behind you can’t see the car that is three inches in front of them.

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